Coleslaw

Not to be confused with Cold Slaw Is it a sauce? Is it a drink? Is it a salad? Is it dip? Is it all? who knows? Annie certainly doesnt.

Exposition
A long time ago, in a field of grass not too far from here, several members of the group collected to "play stupid games and win stupid prizes". A day of activities had been planned to be enjoyed by all.

The Happening
Twas in the midst of ice cream/sauce eating a statement was made. "Coleslaw is a sauce." A brave but foolish outburst of information. This was immediately met with critique and disagreement. Some members of the group did not see any way coleslaw could be considered a sauce.

Aftermath
Members of the Mafia of Teodor could not agree on how to classify Coleslaw, and kept arguing for days after. A diagram was created, a line depicting the gradient between the three alternative categories coleslaw could fit into. The idea was to place Coleslaw in the position of this diagram where the participent felt Coleslaw belonged. This diagram was later changed into a triangle to better represent the multiple dimentionality of categorization possible. Every member later changed their discord username to their standpoint in the matter.

Reprecussions
The carnage was great and some wonder if the MoT will ever recover from this conflict of political opinion.